‘Cake’ by Todd Colby

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‘Cake’ by Todd Colby

I'm so full of cake
If I ate any more cake
I'd have to vomit first
I could eat a cake a day
Sometimes two three cakes
In a single day

I love cake!

I can't be any clearer than that.

I love cake!

I could eat every cake in New York City
I can't even go into bakeries anymore
Because I'll eat all the cake
I'll say "Where's the cake?
I love cake
Get me some cake!"

And they'll say
"We know how much you love cake
And we know that you very rarely
Have the money to buy our cake
So you can't come in here because
You can't afford the cake
But you love cake
So get out of here
You can not have any cake
You don't have the money
To buy any of our cake!"

I'll punch somebody in the head for some cake.

Give me all your cake!

I love cake!

Gimme the cake!

Now!

I love it!

I love cake!

Gimme your cake!

Give me all your cake!

I love cake!

Gimme the cake!

Now!

I love it!

I love cake!

Gimme your cake!

[sinister laugh]

Submitted in response to Kenny G’s call for ‘Cake’ covers.