Last weekend was graduation time here. The undergrads got their BAs and BSes. The master's students got their MAs and MSes and MFAs. And the doctoral candidates received their Ph.Ds. A happy time for all involved. Tomorrow morning my alma mater is holding their graduation ceremonies. I kind of wish I was there to hear the commencement address. Instead, I'll just read it in the alumni magazine in a few months of course. But if you're looking to get your commencement speech fix for the year, I suggest Jon Stewart's ('84) humorous address to the students and parents of the College of William and Mary.